Not all heroes wear capes.
Some wear steel toes, reek of bark, and dump mulch like it's their full-time love language.
The Mulch Daddys don’t just lay it down — they sling it with style. Whether it’s triple mix, black cedar, or that rich brown goodness that gets the ladies’ flower beds lookin’ right, this tee says:
“Yeah, I got a wheelbarrow. And a bad back. And zero regrets.”
🪵 Details:
Features The Mulch Daddys bold front text — no shame, all bark
Perfect for mulch season, dad jokes, and peak driveway hustle
Pre-shrunk, ultra-soft, and resistant to light judgment from strangers
Pair it with knee braces, leaf blowers, and way too much caffeine
May result in unsolicited mulch jobs and boosted neighbourhood clout
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
