For the certified degenerate with stripes on the lawn and absolutely zero filter.
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart — it’s for the ones who work hard, play harder, and make the neighbours clutch their pearls. You know who you are. And so does your crew.
Wear it to mow. Wear it to plow. Wear it to the family BBQ if you're brave enough.
Disclaimer: May result in side-eyes, head shakes, and unexpected high-fives.
🔥 Details:
Bold front text: “Mow Your Lawn. Plow Your Wife.”
Classic fit — built for work, mischief, and maximum side-eye at the gas station
Breathable, durable, and soft enough to sleep in after making poor choices
Makes a great gift for your foreman, your buddy, or the guy who “runs a crew” but never shows up.. a Crookes stripes classic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
