A Crooked Stripes Exclusive.. Respect the turf. Fear the stripes. This one’s for the chosen ones — the elite few who water at sunrise, mow with surgical precision, and whisper sweet nothings to their Kentucky Blue. If your mower’s cleaner than your truck and you schedule vacations around fertilizing, congratulations… You’re a Grass God.
Styled like a mob classic, this tee sends one clear message: “I don’t cut corners. I edge them.”
Premium fit — soft enough for relaxing, tough enough for dethatching
Ideal for lawn care pros, backyard kings, and Sunday warriors alike
Looks best with green-stained socks, cold beer, and maximum pride
Makes a killer gift for the guy who’s “just going to do a quick mow” (and 4 hours later, he’s rebuilding the irrigation system)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
