T-Shirts

Welcome to the heart of the chaos — the Crooked Stripes T-Shirt Collection.
Whether you're laying stripes, slinging mulch, blowing snow, or just flexing your turf king status at the gas station, we've got a tee for that.

From bold lawn care slogans to legendary inside jokes (we see you, Mulch Daddys), each shirt is made for the people who take their work seriously… but never themselves.

Soft. Durable. Slightly inappropriate.
Just like your crew.